( from here )

[ hey man, it's cool. he can totally relate. one minute you're relaxing, and then... out comes a deadly whatever that was, determined to eat you. ]

It looks like we've got a few options. You could try and take a shot right now, before it surfaces, wait until it attacks us and then take the shot, or I could use my... paddling [ ? ] skills and try to row us out of here, and risk accidentally hitting it.

Either way, something tells me we're still going to end up with a hungry and pissed off... whatever that is. So it's your call.

[ hey, the kid seems to know what he's doing so far. and if he doesn't he can always yell out tips. ]