[ he tries to be chill. he really does. unless you're a dangerous criminal. in which case, things can get a little messy.

but, that's not something to worry about, now is it? ]

Oh, a few things. Most recently, I was in the middle of a warzone, trying to protect my planet from a race of sentient spaceships bent on wiping out on all sentient life in the galaxy.

[ a pause. ]

Things... could've been better.