[ don't let his name fool you, Keaton. he might look cool, have a cool name, maybe even do cool things sometimes...

but deep down, he's a loser. a loser who sounds pretty happy right now. ]

It's nice to meet another non-human, Keaton! There's not too many of us around, and I'm the only one of my species who's awake.

[ that part really wasn't fun. at all. ]