[ don't worry, he's not a krogan. though, come to think of it... a krogan might just suplex someone as a way to cement their friendship.
either way, guess today's your lucky day, fellow super cool guy. ]
So they were the "kill everything" type. Orbital bombardment is a sound strategy. Not for the people on the ground, but... if you're trying to make a planet inhospitable. That's why all information on our moons were classified.
[ he didn't make it awkward, did he? but, as for getting shot at... ]
I can relate. Back home, people always shot at me.
[It really is Tim's super lucky day? Because this alien dude sounds really chill and like he really does understand some of the bullshit that Tim went through, and the fact that it's bullshit. A lot of the other vault hunters that he'd worked with had actually seemed to enjoy the whole... murdering and killing thing, where Tim more wanted to get it over with so that he could go back to not being shot at. Different strokes for different murderous folk, or something.]
I mean, I guess it is? But it's still kind of a dick move. We stopped them, though, so it sort of worked out.
[...And then Tim helped a worse person rise to power. His life is hard.]
What were you doing that put you in the line of fire?
[ he tries to be chill. he really does. unless you're a dangerous criminal. in which case, things can get a little messy.
but, that's not something to worry about, now is it? ]
Oh, a few things. Most recently, I was in the middle of a warzone, trying to protect my planet from a race of sentient spaceships bent on wiping out on all sentient life in the galaxy.
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either way, guess today's your lucky day, fellow super cool guy. ]
So they were the "kill everything" type. Orbital bombardment is a sound strategy. Not for the people on the ground, but... if you're trying to make a planet inhospitable. That's why all information on our moons were classified.
[ he didn't make it awkward, did he? but, as for getting shot at... ]
I can relate. Back home, people always shot at me.
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I mean, I guess it is? But it's still kind of a dick move. We stopped them, though, so it sort of worked out.
[...And then Tim helped a worse person rise to power. His life is hard.]
What were you doing that put you in the line of fire?
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but, that's not something to worry about, now is it? ]
Oh, a few things. Most recently, I was in the middle of a warzone, trying to protect my planet from a race of sentient spaceships bent on wiping out on all sentient life in the galaxy.
[ a pause. ]
Things... could've been better.